Within only a few years this sort of overweight, overwrought blingpanzer will be priced off the road in Europe (oil crisis, what oil crisis?) and the glam mummies who form the majority of buyers won't want to be seen queueing outside the school gates in something so environmentally unfashionable.
Anyway, let's look at the most memorable points of this review:
"rides amazingly firmly ... urban ride is very
unsettled, thumping and jiggling continually over scarred asphalt."
"doesn’t ride as well as it should"
"[no suspension setting] is sufficiently comfortable"
"Rear accommodation is less impressive ... anyone of above-average height will probably feel cramped"
"poor fuel economy"
"The options on our test car took it to a faintly ludicrous £55,965"
Four stars!? For what, the roundel on the front?
Thank heavens you can download this claptrap for free on the web rather than waste money having it printed on paper!