We all have our own definition of enjoyment. Some like horror films, roller coasters or chasing Double Gloucester cheese down steep hills. Others incline towards chess, Proust and triple-checking the proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem.
Behind the wheel, however, there is perhaps greater consensus. It’s hopefully not too controversial to say that, as enthusiasts all, our pleasure derived from driving a car comes from its performance, the manner in which this is delivered, the tactility of the steering, the grip of the tyres and the confidence these factors combine to deliver.
Except that’s really only half the picture. What if one car provides the ride of your life, but only in perfect conditions and on roads nowhere near where you or the vast majority of the rest of the country lives? What if it’s purgatory to drive it to anywhere you’d actually choose to use it? How should that compare to a car that’s perhaps less entertaining, but commensurately more usable?
Surely, the amount of fun a car has to offer has to be expressed as the driving satisfaction it provides multiplied by the number of times you are able or feel inclined to use it. There is, in short, a formula for fun.
So we thought we’d get some cars together, wildly diverse in character and purpose, but united in the provision of driving pleasure and loosely grouped around the £30,000 price mark.
Our intention was simply to find which delivered the best balance between functionality and fun. Is a car you’d only choose to drive in an ideal geographical and climatic environment a pointless indulgence, or does the joy it offers simply transcend all other considerations?
Likewise can a car primarily intended to transport families and their luggage ever provide enough pure driving excitement to be considered in such company? Or is the most convincing formula for fun somewhere between these poles?
One more thing before we start. Unlike most group tests, where a precise order of ability is sought, this is clearly not relevant here. If we didn’t already like and respect these cars, they’d never have been chosen to take part. To that extent they’re all winners. But, as we shall see, that in no way precludes one of them from being the most convincing of all.
Our most sensible competitor, at least on paper, is the Ford Focus ST-3 estate, keenly priced at £26,595 and known not only for being able to carry damn near as much clobber as a Volvo V70 but also for being the most entertaining estate this kind of money can buy.
A little less sensible on paper but a whole lot quicker is the Volkswagen Golf R, possibly the most broadly capable fast hatchback ever conceived and mightily attractive at £29,990 for a three-door manual or, as here, £31,315 with a DSG dual-clutch automatic gearbox.
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I look at the pics first then read the article. What a silly goose am I?
Try to check your bits. That's what were are all being told now.
Over steered and over done.
The thing that narks me about Autocar these days is that every thing has to be thrashed to be enjoyed or to be 'good' in ACs world but this is so far removed from our daily lives and while the Elise celebrates it's 20th year, I think this article is also celebrating its 20th year. Yes we all like to make progress and massage the car round our favourite roads but in today's world where it's becoming socially unacceptable to speed or to get points, certainly if you have a company car, this article and autocars philosophy gets a bit out of shape. I know photos of the cars sliding and diving look good and helps sell, but so did naked girls draped over cars at 70's motor shows. Why not have 5 pints too and see how quick you can drive. Artistic photography would help as much as every car you test sliding. I do still like autocar magazine but it doesn't need to be like evo mag.
To go back to the fun of driving at any speed you could include so many cars... The mini- old or new, the Defender- so much character, the Morgan 3 wheeler- because it's different and seriously exposed, The C4 cactus because it feels so fresh, a smart car because of its challenge of balancing under steer to oversteer, or what about a BMW i3? That is a lot of fun because it feels about 20 years in to the future at present. The sight and sound of intelligence, it's got as much initial thrust as a BMW M4, offers a completely new experience and is as much fun when you are stuck in the inevitable traffic jam. Guess it depends on your idea of fun but I wouldn't fancy losing my car, job, house etc to try to live up to the images you promote. I'm not against speed but I would like to see better journalism and better photography over a wider spread of interesting topics. Please do keep posting videos of ferraris sliding around fiorano but show us all how cars and driving can be enjoyed in other ways. Thanks.
Absolutely pointless comparisons.
Has Autocar come down to this?