What is it?
Car journalists sometimes talk about the ‘50-yard handshake’. This simply refers to the various sensations – some unmissable, many subtle – that a car gives off between the time you open the door and the moment after you’ve shifted into second gear. It's a short and uneventful period that is, superficially, quite boring, but the reason the process has an informal name is because cars with good handshakes tend to be good to drive across the board and vice versa.
The Birds BMW M140i has an unusually good 50-yard handshake. Anyone familiar with the name Birds won’t be surprised by this, but for those who aren’t, don’t be taken in by the dealership-spec exterior. Underneath it, you will find tweaked suspension geometry, painstakingly revised springs and dampers, BMW’s B58 3.0-litre straight six massaged to release 424bhp and more than 400lb ft (all warrantied by Birds) and the open differential removed and replaced with a Quaife torque-biasing limited-slip diff.
The point of the endeavour has been not to create some monstrous would-be Porsche-slayer but simply to unfurl the potential of an underwhelming factory-standard effort regarded by many as an opportunity missed. But more so than performance, the new formula is about mechanical involvement, precision handling and improved year-round usability.
Birds now fettles AMGs too, but it has been upgrading BMWs from its base in Slough since the mid-2000s. What makes the previous-generation M140i so pertinent is that it’s among the last sub-M BMWs with rear driveshafts only, three pedals and six cylinders. At the time of writing, it looks likely that the next-gen 2 Series will follow suit, but even the latest 1 Series is now front-driven and four-cylinders-only. Birds’ attempt to buy and convert every F20-gen M140i in the UK dealership network is therefore understandable.
They make fine drivers’ cars, rich in capability and character – if you know how to unlock it.
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Birds M140i
I own a Birds M240i with Quaife diff and their Bilstein based B2 suspension. The kit really does transform the car as described, waaaaay better than the stock setup and I am still really happy with it. However, I reckon you can achieve the same/similar results for a LOT less cash than the numbers mentioned here. For example, the B2 suspension is not that much different to the off-the shelf- Bilstein B12 pro suspension which is less than half price at around £600....or £800 fitted. Never heard a bad word about it. A Quaife can be had for around £1900 fitted on an exchange basis. I was lucky enough to get mine for £1600 fitted on a group buy deal. As for the engine software, just go either with a tuning platform such as Bootmod3 or MHD which have fantastic off the shelf flash tunes that you can do yourself for £400 - £500. If you really want a custom tune, go to somewhere like Litchfield or BW Chiptune who will remap the car for about the same. Add this up and you are looking at around £3k all in. This obviously doesn't include the short throw shifter but most are auto anyway.
BMW 140iM
This sounds like a great car BUT why oh why is it only in 5 door guise? These hot hatches are made for 3 door versions. Audi has made the same mistake with the S3 and RS3 and BMW has done the same with the 140. There are potential customers who rarely, if ever, need the rear seats but value the large boot space with the rear seats folded down. Also, 5 doors ruin the look of the car. It's disappointing that 3 door hatches are disappearing.
B. Fallon wrote:
Potentially they were selling too few of these to be worth it for them, same happened to Golf GTI.
This is...
...really sweet piece of kit. Kudos. The price for updates would be worth for me.