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Nissan's return to the European mainstream isa competent family hatchback - but it shares a market with cars that go far beyond that

Thus far, the Pulsar’s CMF platform has produced one very pleasant car to drive in the Nissan Qashqai and a quite unremarkable one in the Nissan X-Trail. The Pulsar, sadly, is closer to the latter. Just as the design favours practicality, so the handling concerns itself with very little beyond ease of use. 

In this respect, the car is highly respectable. Its proportions place it among the larger prospects in the class, but with light steering, fine visibility, a moderate kerb weight and a relatively keen engine, the Pulsar drives with the kind of laid-back user-friendliness that we typically associate with the segment below.

Where a limited-slip differential would only act across one axle, Nissan's ATC can act across two

Moreover, it augments this undemanding character with a rather doughy ride quality, one subjectively made all the softer by the sponginess of the seat filler in our test car. Comfort and a large dose of amiability are agreeable elements in a family hatch, and the largely imperturbable nature of the progress makes the Pulsar an utterly benign thing in which to spend time. 

The problem is that the car has the dynamic depth of a sheet of paper. Woe betide any driver who becomes tired of a cordial amble, because it forms a fathomless rut out of which the Pulsar simply isn’t equipped to climb.

Where the best of Nissan’s rivals have ensured their hatchbacks are capable of becoming at least moderately animated when the mood seizes their customers, the Pulsar is as flaccid as a feather pillow in a sandbag wall.

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In part this is to do with the listlessness of the control surfaces and the compassionate chassis’ inability to push back against spirited input, but in truth it’s because Nissan reached a point in development where it simply decided it was good enough. For us, it isn’t.

For the most part, the Pulsar nears its limits in time-honoured front-drive, front-engined hatchback fashion. The available grip, particularly in the wet, is respectable enough, and when it’s exhausted the Nissan lets go progressively from the front.

Only in the extreme circumstances reproduced by MIRA’s permanently waterlogged wet track does the Pulsar reveal any throttle-adjustable tendencies, and then, unexpectedly, it’s possible to find yourself in an irretrievable spin if you’re not quick to temper the rear end.

In this respect, things are not made any easier by the temperamental stability control, which has a habit of sometimes suddenly deciding to act even when it has supposedly been turned off.

Frankly, given the reluctance of the chassis to impart much in the way of useful information at the best of times, we’d leave it all switched on and live with the gentle spasming of the Active Trace Control that precedes a broadside of brake disc-warming traction control intervention.