Skoda Kodiaq long-term test

Saying any car ‘can do everything well’ always feels lazy, but I genuinely struggle to pick holes in the Kodiaq’s armoury. It is big, spacious and comfortable. It meets the needs of family life, with its optional seven seats, big boot, numerous cubbies and the like.

In this form at least, it has been economical, hovering around the 40mpg mark depending on how often I took it on motorway runs. And although the diesel could be clattery on start-up, once you were well into a run it was sufficiently subdued to be hardly noticed. To drive it was fuss-free, if barely engaging. But on 300-mile schleps on the M4, that was just fine, thanks.

The Kodiaq also had everything where you needed it. Never did I have to really think about using a control, be it a switch or via the touchscreen infotainment system. Then there are the uniquely Skoda details that are perhaps more attention-grabbing than useful: the brolly in the door, the ice scraper behind the fuel cap and the windscreen-mounted peg for your car park ticket, for instance.

Criticisms? These are slight but worth mentioning. The paucity of USBs (just the one, up front) is at odds with the car’s family values. Yes, there’s a 12V socket behind the front seats that you could just plug an adapter into, but I’d expect to have a factory-fitted solution on a car of this size.

Another issue came up when I kept knocking the hazard lights on when I selected Park on the auto ’box, too, although perhaps that’s a consequence of my big mitts. I also wished I’d specced a rearview camera, even though the car had rear sensors, which worked very well. I much prefer the reassurance of seeing obstacles as well as hearing about them. In truth, I wouldn’t have minded front sensors, too, as the edge of the nose remains out of sight.

There was one other noteworthy issue. Often, I’d notice that the time from pressing the start button to the engine firing was fractionally longer than expected, especially when the car had been left a day or two. Then, after a trip abroad, the engine churned over but didn’t fire at all. Assuming I’d left an interior light on or something similarly silly, I jump-started the car and went on my way, but the cycle of the battery holding charge for a little while and then draining was set, and a final stranding away from home prompted me to get the issue fixed.

A new battery was installed under warranty and the problem never reoccurred… although there were still occasions when the engine took longer than I’d expected to fire. History repeating itself? I won’t find out now, but I’d be interested to hear from owners if they have experienced anything similar.

Nevertheless, the Kodiaq is one of the finest seven-seat SUVs – although there are arguments why the Land Rover Discovery Sport, Volvo XC60 or Peugeot 5008 might be fractionally better – and it’s made all the more appealing as greater discounts creep into play as it ages.

Add in the fact that, as Cropley notes, buying one gives you a car that can do everything and thereby gives you permission to buy anything, and the Kodiaq might just be one of the world’s best do-it-all family cars.

Second Opinion

For me, the Kodiaq has a significance to its maker only matched in its history by the Felicia, the first Skoda built under VW Group control. The Skoda Superb was a great car, but the step-change in quality, refinement and that vital sense of prestige take the brand onto a new level. Even having driven it back to back with the Volkswagen Tiguan, I’d take the Skoda.

Alastair Clements

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Love it:

ERGONOMICS A masterclass. The seats are easy to climb into and comfortable and every control is laid out logically

GREAT VALUE Badge aside, the Kodiaq is a comparable if more road-biased rival for the Discovery Sport

FUEL ECONOMY This is a big car with inherent aerodynamic drawbacks. All told, nearly 40mpg is decent

Loathe it:

JUST THE ONE USB PORT A single charging port isn’t really good enough, especially in a car built to carry kids

BATTERY WOES Whatever the root cause, a car shouldn’t let you down at less than nine months old

Final mileage: 12,980

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Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 11

Hazard warning is a hazard itself - 20th June 2018

I am full of praise for the Kodiaq: it does everything well. But there are some constant, minor irritations, chiefly the grumbly diesel engine, especially on start up, the occasional rattle and squeak if you corner on a hard lock, and the location of the hazard warning switch, positioned perfectly to be nudged on when you select drive. Would any of these stop me buying one? Probably not.

Mileage: 11,598

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Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 10

Parallel parking a family SUV is a sure way to induce spec regret - 30th May 2018

On the one hand, £550 is a lot of money. It would certainly buy a lot of socks. On the other, in the context of a car that cost £31,615, it is not. And, despite no scrapes or scratches to speak of so far (touch wood), I still wish the money had been spent on a rear-view camera for the Kodiaq.

Why? Well, I would rate my parking ability as average and not a smidgen above (I rarely end up at right angles to my intended space, but sometimes I have to have a couple of goes before I slot in), and I live on the outskirts of London where I am forever bumping up kerbs to parallel park, squeezing into a just-so space or parking up against walls.

Yes, I do have rear parking sensors, which are fitted as standard on SE L models. They are well calibrated and generally work superbly. But I like two things about cameras: chiefly, that they back up the pulse-hastening beeps of the sensors with the option of a calm overview of the prevailing situation, and also that they can provide a longer-range look at what’s going on around you.

Now, lest you put pen to paper or fingers to keyboard on the latter point, I’ll acknowledge now the need to always look over your shoulders and survey a situation for yourself. Whatever it says on the big warning sticker about always heeding your surroundings and never trusting the camera (lest you sue its makers) is entirely sensible.

But, hopefully, you will also acknowledge that, once armed with some quick glances, having the scene around your car laid out on a screen in front of your eye can be an asset.

Let’s be honest too: at 4697mm long, the Kodiaq is a big car. The fact it sits high boosts visibility in some regards but reduces it in others. Over-the-shoulder visibility is adequate but not amazing, and gets harder if you have all seven seats in use or have filled the boot, neither of which are unusual situations given they are both scenarios that are likely to have led you to consider a large SUV in the first place.

Of course, there’s still the option of retrofitting a camera. I’m clearly not alone in suffering from spec regret, as a quick Google search reveals that there are aftermarket units aplenty, available from as little as £28. Of course, at that price you have to fit it yourself, and the solution is going to be far from as neatly integrated as a factory option, but it also makes you wonder quite how large the mark-up is for Skoda.

Other spec regrets? I feel a pang of sorrow when I’m loaded to my arms’ capacity and remember the ‘Virtual Pedal’ option, which allows you to open the boot with the wave of your foot under the bumper, and which feels like the kind of thing that you’d soon wonder how you lived without.

Then there’s the possibility of fitting tray tables to the back of the front seats and hidden storage under the front seats, both of which appeal. However, at £610, £130 and £55 respectively, I think I’d opt for some new socks and keep the change.

Love it:

ALL-ROUND APPEAL It’s not perfect, but there is nothing that the Kodiaq does badly. It’s as ‘very good’ as a car gets.

Loathe it:

GRIPING ENGINE Those who know say the engine is adequately insulated but find its gravelly grumble an irritation.

Mileage: 11,476

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Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 9

The problem with returning to petrol power - 9th May 2018

Maybe three weeks in our Toyota Prius Plug-in spoilt me, but boy do diesel engines – even refined ones – sound grumbly and feel full of vibration when you’ve got used to wafting around on electric power. I thought I’d get used to the switch back to the Kodiaq in a matter of hours, but it has been a few weeks now and not a journey goes by without me noting the gruffness.

Mileage: 10,951

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Making the most of those three rows - 2nd May 2018

When there’s a family event among the Autocar team, it’s the Skoda Kodiaq they turn to. For no-nonsense family transport – and especially with seven seats – no car on our fleet comes close to it. Most recently, that meant a trip to a bowling alley for consulting editor Tom Evans and his daughter’s birthday party posse. Whichever of the three rows they were seated in, all noted they travelled in comfort.

Mileage: 10,231

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Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 8

The discounts have arrived - 18th April 2018

The Kodiaq has been on sale for little more than a year, and with our sister title What Car? now selling cars online, from main dealers and with no need to haggle, it’s interesting to watch the discounts on Skoda’s big SUV starting to nudge towards the 10% mark. SUV sales may be booming but competition between marques has never been fiercer.

Mileage: 9876

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An SUV that does the hard yards without hogging the limelight - 4th April 2018

To Belgium and Ypres for a history lesson with my 10-year-old, in an effort to mark 100 years since the end of World War I and learn some lessons on perspective.

What car to take? A father-and-son weekend in a sports car would have been perfect if the goal had been to make myself look better and earn some bragging rights, but the decision to take the Skoda Kodiaq ticked every box for practicality, comfort, economy and peace of mind, as regards to driving on unfamiliar country lanes and parking in unknown car parks overnight.

The journey itself was simple; so simple, in fact, that it makes me wonder why we don’t do it more often. When you can book a ferry or the Chunnel for £30 and drive just a few hours the other side to end up in somewhere as interesting as Ypres, it seems madness not to. Yes, there’s waiting in passport queues and a bit of hassle, but there are no traffic jams on the M40, no rotten motorway food and – generally – an ease about life that doesn’t entirely correlate with my experiences back in the UK.

Covering 180 miles or so took about four hours all in, at an extremely leisurely pace, so I could have got to deepest Wales or Sheffield in around the same time – but without a plate of frites and mayonnaise at the end of it.

Of note, but predictable, was the ease that the Kodiaq brought to the journey. Comfortable, refined, spacious, economical – all the rational reasons for choosing the car in the first place. Our weekend bags barely dented the boot space and the cubbies held more than enough Haribo to keep the both of us happy.

Even the most broken of roads (of which there seemed to be many) didn’t unduly unsettle the car, and it unflinchingly took on the country lanes to some of the more remote locations around Passchendaele and Poperinge without ever feeling too large. And when we left such emotive sites as the Tyne Cot cemetery, the cabin was quiet and open enough to allow for thoughtful conversation.

Tellingly, given some people choose to criticise it, the infotainment touchscreen was put to the test to change the sat-nav to Europe and automatically dip the beams for driving on the right. I managed both, first time and without reference to the gargantuan instruction manual, because the language and menus are entirely logical.

I’m not a huge fan of touchscreens, as often they require more concentration than dials and buttons, but this one is as good as I’ve found, giving me enough confidence to set destinations while focusing on driving on the ‘wrong’ side of the road. The Kodiaq was the perfect companion, then, doing everything that could be asked of it without forcing itself (or intruding) on the occasion.

I don’t suppose it will ever be a car to set pulses racing, or to turn heads and drop mouths into a gawp, but nor do I think buyers will expect it to. Autocar readers would likely want a second car in the garage to appease their enthusiast leanings, but I’d bet that they’d take the Skoda nine times out of ten.

In fact, I dare say that if I asked my son which car we were in, he’d struggle to remember – but given the trip’s nature, there’s probably no higher accolade I could give it.

Love it:

CABIN CONVENIENCE The imperious seating position opens the world up, by letting you see over things.

Loathe it:

BATTERY ISSUES Our recent battery problem has prompted letters from readers similarly affected; reliability should be a Skoda watchword.

Mileage: 9474

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Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 7

Back from a check-up - 7th March 2018

The Kodiaq is back from its check- up, with nothing more than a new battery required to sort the problem of it occasionally not starting. Most striking when climbing back behind the wheel was how happy it made me to be back in it: the high-up driving position and roomy, practical interior instantly put me in a forgiving mood for this indiscretion.

Mileage: 7989

Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 6

Battery anxiety isn’t the preserve of electric vehicles, it seems - 21 February 2018

“Wurgh, wurgh, wurgh... “ wurgh, wurgh... brmmm”. On reflection, I can remember a few times that I wondered if the Kodiaq’s engine would fire but, despite these occasional longer-than-expected churns, it did always spring into life.

And then, one day, it didn’t. At the time, I was sitting atop a windswept multi-storey car park, stranded but fortunately not far from home. My assumption was that I’d done something stupid, such as leaving a light on or using the heated seats a bit too much. Cross with myself, I took a bus home and returned with some jump leads the next day.

By chance, the Kodiaq’s smaller, newer sibling, the Karoq, was in for the day, so it only seemed fair to press it into action to help out. Thankfully, the battery terminals are easy to access on both cars, and it was the work of a moment to fire the Kodiaq back into life. I left it running for 20 minutes, then switched it off and went back to work.

But a few hours later, the battery was flat again. I repeated the jump- start process, drove for a bit and then all was well. For the next week, I left the leads in the passenger footwell but without any cause for concern, pondering what stupidity had led me to drain the battery. And then, one evening, I parked up by the roadside for a few minutes, the stop element of the stop-start kicked in, but the start bit refused to occur.

Of course, my smugness at carrying the jump leads lasted just as long as it took me to realise that I needed a willing volunteer to help me out. If you’ve ever tried asking if you can pop under someone’s bonnet on a wild winter’s night in London, you’ll understand why I was now considering this recurring issue something in need of a proper fix.

So, as I write this, I have no Kodiaq. I am slightly terrified that a report will come back from the garage saying I’ve done something stupid, like leaving an interior light on, but the fact that the issue has now happened four or five times suggests there’s something of more substance to be unearthed. It is a great shame because it is likely a minor issue, but undoubtedly one that threatens to take a little shine off the Kodiaq’s halo.

That aside, the Kodiaq has been proving to be the perfect family companion. Spacious, comfortable and practical, it is among the very best do-anything large SUVs at this price point, and has more than a few touches that could teach premium rivals a thing or two, from the easy access to the rearmost seats to the usability of the infotainment system – helped, no doubt, by the vast investment in such tech that a huge conglomerate like the VW Group can put in.

How irritating is this electrical issue when taken in that context? It feels unfair to come down too hard; time was, a flat battery was just a hazard of motoring life. But now we’ve come to expect bulletproof reliability from our cars, especially when new. And while I may have been caught out five miles from home, imagine the trouble if I’d been carting six kids around in the middle of the country. For now, until I find out the source of the problem, I’ll keep my opprobrium reined in.

Mileage: 7674

Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 5

Who needs a Rolls-Royce? - 7th February 2018

You can’t recommend a car because it has a brolly hidden in the door, but... I love the fact the Kodiaq has a brolly hidden in the door.

This is partly because I’m the sort of person who strolls halfway up the road in a T-shirt before realising it’s sub-zero and snowing, and partly because it sums up that Skoda goal of doing simple things to make life better. 

Mileage: 6021 

Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 4

Growing fonder of the Kodiaq in its absence – 24 January 2018​

A spot of vandalism left the front of the Kodiaq battered and bruised.

While the car was fixed, I sampled a raft of alternatives, some with premium badges, but nothing quite matched the Skoda Kodiaq’s blend of space, practicality and ease of use.

I’ve a growing suspicion that it is the best under-the-radar do-anything car on the market.

Mileage: 5671

Defending the Kodiaq’s diesel honour – 03 January 2018​

Gah! Hang a bell round my neck and burn me at the stake, for I live in the city and I drive a large, diesel-supping SUV.

I’d get less grief for wearing a T-shirt proclaiming loyalty to one side or the other of the Brexit debate, if only because just over 50 percent, or not quite 50 percent, of voters feel affinity for one side or the other of that particular argument.

On the topic of diesel, there’s increasingly little sympathy.

I’ll be honest: I feel guilty. Just six months ago, ordering a diesel engine seemed a perfectly logical thing to do. Indeed, we were encouraged to do it, by lower fuel prices and company car tax incentives.

For a child of the 1970s who went to school in the 1980s and 1990s, that made perfect sense. The spectre of CO2-induced acid rain stripping the life out of forests was up there with erasing the ozone layer by using deodorant and trying to balance the possibilities of nuclear war as the Eastern Bloc collapsed.

Now I’m not so sure. Normally, I’d trust the scientists, but there seems to have been something of a flip-flop of opinion, although most arguments seem to boil down to CO2 – where diesel offers an average advantage of around 20 percent compared with a petrol engine – being bad for the planet and NOx (and particulates) – where newer petrol engines are significantly advantageous – being bad for human health.

I’d like to think the government listens to the scientists and reacts to the best, latest opinion, but these days I’m not so sure.

Certainly, sections of the wider press have leapt on the anti-diesel bandwagon with some ferocity, and it seems ever more apparent that a government with a slim majority is susceptible to being influenced by both public opinion and the possibility of PR gains from changing policies set by their opposition at some point previously.

The manufacturers? I get the angst of having invested millions, perhaps cumulatively billions, in cleaner diesel technology to meet legislatively driven standards, only to stand in the face of opinion – some reasoned, some rabid – decrying your efforts.

Some of it I can even work out for myself – you don’t need a PhD to google the fact that a EU6 diesel should emit no more NOx than an EU4 petrol. But I say ‘should’ because the industry record of taking official emissions tests isn’t exactly without blemish…

So here’s my conclusion: for now, I reckon owning a modern diesel is fine, but appropriate only if you do long distances out of towns regularly.

In my case, with a town commute, I’d probably be smarter owning a petrol, hybrid or electric car for daily driving, and using the diesel for long trips.

Or, if I had only one car, likely buying a petrol, because my annual mileage barely tips 15,000. What’s clear in my mind, though, is that owning a diesel and using it appropriately should not be demonised.

I’ve driven the Kodiaq in 1.4-litre and 2.0-litre petrol forms. Both are good engines, albeit the 1.4 so long as you don’t intend to travel fully laden frequently.

But I dare say neither would approach the near 45mpg I’m currently enjoying, and I’d hazard I could get another 10 percent from it if I spent more time travelling sensibly on the motorway. Nor, obviously, do they provide my diesel’s torque.

The answer, then, to my mind at least, sits somewhere in between the two extremes. Much like the idea of buying an on-road biased SUV in the first place.

Mileage: 5403

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Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 3

The differing looks of the Kodiaq​ – 29 November 2017

I’m a big fan of the Skoda Kodiaq’s crisp lines, but the onset of winter has put a layer of grime on the white paintwork.

Over the summer, when the car was clean, it was the long shoulder line that really stood out. Now it’s covered in mud, the lower sculpting above the sill, rear-wheel arch shape and rising contour from the bumper on the flanks give the Kodiaq a very different character.

Mileage: 5124

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Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 2

Kodiaq prefers to sip than guzzle – 08 November 2017

Colleague Jimi Beckwith recently borrowed the Skoda Kodiaq to move house from London to Southampton.

Being a conscientious fellow, he filled the laden Skoda with as much diesel as he thought he’d need and, job done, returned the car.

Turns out I owe him at least a tenner, as the 48.5mpg average he achieved was well in excess of what he was expecting.

Mileage: 4326

Proving the Kodiaq’s versatility – 18 October 2017

Leaving the hospital with a newborn marks a pivotal moment in life, I reckon.

Off you drive, happy, content, a touch nervous but sure that you will, like every generation before, find a way through what lies ahead.

And then, as sure as night follows day, there’s a gurgle, a cry or full-blown yell that snaps you out of your reverie, locks your eyes onto the rear-view mirror and lets the reality of what’s unfolding come crashing in.

I’ve experienced it twice, lucky fellow that I am, and yet, when I look in the mirror now, almost 10 years after the first, there always seems to be three, four or even five sets of eyes staring back. Friends, family, cricket team, Cubs, Brownies – you name it, they need a lift.

Hurrah, then, for the option of buying your Skoda Kodiaq in either five-seat or seven-seat form. While I doubt there’s any hesitation over which way to go if you have kids, it’s also worth knowing that higher-trim cars like ours get the seven seats as standard.

Making use of those seats is a pretty simple affair. There’s a lever on the seats to pull to haul them up or down again (or a more convenient lever in the boot, if you pay more), headrests that need extending or tucking away and, well, that’s it.

If you need more leg room for the rear row, then the middle row slides fore and aft to make more space and, even with seven bums on seats, there’s room for a couple of suitcases or a week’s worth of shopping bags, so long as you’re prepared to stack them on top of each other (remember to put the eggs on top… or is it the bottom?).

The rearmost seats are best reserved for pre-teens over anything longer than a brief trip, although it’s worth noting that they don’t have Isofix fittings for child seats.

While it’s true that the impressive Kia Sorento is probably more commodious in the back than anything else packing seating for seven, the Kodiaq is right up there among the best for space and ease of access.

It’s certainly more than good enough to meet our needs – and that in itself is a point worth bearing in mind if, like me, you can sometimes get caught up in a spreadsheet battle trying to work out which car is better. Enough is enough, and more than enough is more than you need. So far, the Kodiaq has proven just fine.

With the rearmost seats lowered, there’s also enough room for a spare friend and a couple of (small) bikes or whatever other gadget or game they want to bring.

It’s a big boot – again, a little down on the Sorento in terms of stats, but, actually, its equal in reality thanks to its nicely squared-off shape.

With the stepped floor fitted – standard on our SE L trim and above – the boot space is also nicely flat, with the stowed seats flush to the surface. There’s also a handy sliding tonneau cover (which itself resides under the false floor of the boot when not in use) to hide what lies within, although – public service announcement warning – I’m a great believer in leaving anything of no value uncovered, so the would-be burglar can move on without smashing a window.

Finally, if like me you are prone to prioritising a quick kip over idle chat while cheering from the sidelines after dropping the kids off, then it’s worth knowing that the middle-row seatbacks can be angled back for added comfort.

In fact, just about the only convenience setback I can level at the Kodiaq is that the middle seats split 60/40 when lowered, rather than the 40/20/40 of some rivals.

For some, that could be a major issue but, for us, it has never been anything more than a minor inconvenience.

And there you have it – a whole update dedicated to the rear seat and boot packaging of a Skoda SUV. Time was I wrote about an Aston Martin Vantage and Lotus Evora. The sacrifices you make for kids, hey?

Mileage: 2456

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Life with a Skoda Kodiaq: Month 1

Holiday bliss with the Skoda Kodiaq – 27 September 2017

Holiday season has provided a great opportunity to get to know the Skoda Kodiaq’s qualities quickly.

Five hundred miles in a week teach you a lot about a car, from the obvious – it’s spacious enough to hold four people and their luggage with ease – to the pleasing, from the mid-40mpg economy to the refined motorway cruising ability. Downsides are nothing beyond niggles.

Mileage: 1823

Welcoming the Kodiaq to our fleet – 30 August 2017

Sport utility vehicle. SUV. Both sporty, yet full of utility. The best of both worlds. Or perhaps master of none, or so I suspected, but then I drove the Porsche Macan and the Jaguar F-Pace and I wavered.

And then, duh-der, perhaps after watching one too many TV ads featuring unfeasibly lithe kite surfers doing their stuff before hopping in their high-riding car, I started to believe the hype.

It turned out I’d been looking for the wrong thing: sport doesn’t have to relate to the car’s dynamics, but rather the lifestyle a big boot and a bit of ride height can unlock, or just hint at.

It’s why what I’d call estate cars became the marketing team’s sports tourer, and why BMW decided to call its high-riding range of X cars ‘sports activity vehicles’.

Stick ‘sport’ in the name and buyers will follow. They might not be as lithe or as keen on dramatic sports as the ads might portray, but they are willing to part with money for a slice of the reflected glories and associated assumptions from envious onlookers, all the while enjoying the benefits of a raised ride height, which has little to do with sport and a lot to do with the imperious feeling of sitting higher than a lot of other traffic.

Imagine my surprise, then, when I found myself loading a paddleboard into the back of the Skoda Kodiaq that will serve as my family’s transport for the next year.

Here we were, kids in the back, all excited and heading down the road in our sport utility vehicle, making minor use of its utility, to indulge in some sport.

Could we have done the same in pretty much any other car? Undoubtedly, yes.

Did it feel somehow sportier to be loading our kit into a big SUV before stepping up into our seats, driving along and then parking alongside other sporty types to do our thing? Illogically… yes.

And there’s the point: cars don’t need to be logical if they are desirable. While there are hefty slabs of both sides of the equation in an SUV, the fundamental point remains.

Live with one and you will find it making you feel better about life for reasons you may not have considered possible. I’ve no doubt the central, but probably often unacknowledged, justifications for buying one are the selfish and possibly braggish benefits of raised ride height, but there is a part of this psyche that pervades beyond simply sitting a few centimetres higher than everyone else.

The Kodiaq is an intriguing car in which to test this hypothesis, too, because it comes with little of the baggage carried by the class. There’s no Chelsea tractor connotations through history or badge snobbery, and I’ve yet to meet anyone who can find a reason to look at a Skoda without a significant percentage of goodwill kicking in at what is automatically regarded as a shrewd buy.

It helps, too, that our car’s Moon White paint and 19in wheels strike a fine balance of crisp good looks without straying into ostentation, and that the styling is sensible rather than wilfully challenging.

It is desirable for many more reasons, too, being supremely practical in this seven-seat form and laden with standard equipment. It hits mostly the right high notes for interior quality.

Highlights include the 9.2in touchscreen and sat-nav, selectable driving modes, heated front seats, Alcantara upholstery and a list of bits that I suspect I’ll come to wonder how I lived without them – be it the de rigueur umbrella in the front door, which is useless until the day it saves you, or the electrically operated boot that just makes life simpler.

The 2.0-litre diesel, linked to a DSG transmission, is also bang on for this type of car – if completely bang off (if such a thing is possible) where the public mood sits regarding fuel choice.

Yes, at more than £30,000, it is not the bargain you might once have expected from Skoda. Doubters might point out that you could buy a Land Rover Discovery Sport for less, but you would be comparing an entry-level model from a premium brand with a top-spec one from Skoda. Perhaps a comparison is due during the next year.

Even so, I will not, of course, be off paddleboarding very often. My balance isn’t good enough, for starters, and I don’t like the taste of river water. Mostly, I will be expecting people to infer my sportiness by my choice of car, while I judge the utility that such a vehicle can offer by filling it with my children, their friends and a host of (sometimes sport-related) paraphernalia.

Here, there’s both the Skoda and the whole, booming SUV genre to assess – both from my point of view and, I suspect, those of other road users.

Second opinion

The Kodiaq is too big for my daily needs, but it sets a precedent for the smaller Skoda SUVs that will follow.

Positives: a good, roomy interior and direct steering.

Negatives: a harder ride than I’d expected and that sense of heaviness which, to be fair, you get in most seven-seaters.

Rachel Burgess 

SKODA KODIAQ 2.0 TDI SE L DSG specification

Prices: List price new £30,615 List price now £32,140 Price as tested £31,615 Dealer value now £22,500 Private value now £22,000 Trade value now £21,000 (part exchange)