Imagine having all the choice in the world, and not knowing what to do with it: a car park with only empty spaces, a menu with a million items. Or, perhaps, a car you can have in any colour.
This prospect, apparently, gives some supercar/hypercar/luxury car owners problems. I know. Dry your eyes.
This ‘having millions of quid to spank on cars and no imagination to do it with’ is behind the ‘themes’ you might or might not have seen some expensive car makers produce.
Aston Martin is particularly adept at creating them, with its race-inspired ones. It utilises various main colours with contrasting highlights, like the green with a bright yellow bit, the same as its endurance racers.
I always thought this was because said manufacturers just wanted to show off a bit. Y’know: we won some races, with these sponsors, and thought we’d like to shout about it. But, after a conversation the other day with a creator of some of these themes, it turns out that it’s not entirely for manufacturer benefit, after all. Some people just don’t have a clue what to do when they arrive to spec their cars. The theme guides them down a path towards actually making a decision, or one that isn’t criminally distasteful.
Who knew? So, nice idea, but not for me. When my ship comes in, I’ll want a dark blue one. And while it’s being painted, I’ll be driving another car around, terminally uncertain where to park.
The Audi A2
Remember the Audi A2, the aluminium-structured small car of 2000? What a cool car, compact and agile, and incredibly light, which gave it exceptional fuel economy. And, sure, it had a few foibles, such as an overly hard ride and pillars so wide that you couldn’t see out of the darned thing, but those issues don’t seem to matter so much now. Such was the price of great economy and using advanced materials, right?
I suppose ‘ahead of its time’ is the accepted cliché to describe a car like the A2. Audi didn’t sell very many of them, because when a car is small and clever, it seems it’s hard to make much money out of them. See also: the first Mercedes-Benz A-Class and the Smart CityCoupé.
So it was sad but not a tremendous surprise when Audi opted not to replace it but go about its business making Audi consistently predictable swish hatchbacks and Audi saloons instead. Aggressive headlight designs, posh-feeling interiors. All very desirable, in a Bicester Village kinda way.
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Baby Super Car
I adored my two Audi A2's, like Matt I still get a buzz seeing them on the road. Interstingly, Autocar never did a full road test of either of the two diesel varients of the A2 ?
Most small cars
Most small cars are only 4 seaters in the real world. They have 3 seatbelts in the back for when children can be put there, but woe betide any adult who finds himself or herself sitting in the "middle seat" of a small car between two normal sized adults.
I also liked the A2, one of
I also liked the A2, one of the last subtle and classy Audi designs and was function over form. Nearly bought one but a Polo with the 1.4 TDi came instead from a family member. I look back wistfully to the Audi and Mercedes of old when I see yet another one of their current blingmobiles 2 feet from my rear bumper.