I suppose we should talk diesel, what with the budget and everything, which has cleared up, what, exactly? Not a lot, I think. If I understand correctly, there’ll be a tax hike on diesel cars that don’t meet an emissions standard that doesn’t exist yet. Clear? Right.

It’s because, I think, we must be seen to do something, even though the truth of it is that government can’t do too much because, sometimes, what’s good for the environment is bad for people liking them.

Insight: Is it time to give up on the diesel engine?

The truth about the diesel engine

They incentivised us to buy diesels to lower carbon dioxide emissions – that one probably hasn’t gone away, either, by the way – so they can’t just charge us a fortune now for doing what we were told then. I mean, it might be better for the planet and all, but it’s also a sure-fire way to rubbish the economy and find you’re an ex-politician in need of a job. And there are only so many available spaces on Strictly Come Dancing.

So the idea is to gently ease those who thought they were doing the right thing in the first place into doing something else. Except that it won’t work because it’s discouraging people from buying new, fairly clean diesels instead and reducing the values of, and demand for, older diesels, making getting out of one financially unviable.

And all without, probably, making much actual difference to the air we breathe – except that we’re now breathing it with even unhealthier levels of exasperation.

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