Now look, I’m not the sort of person to routinely disparage the mainstream media, because I suppose basically I’m part of it.
I’m not a ‘wake up, sheeple’ conspiracy theorist who thinks that the MSM is somehow out to dupe you, increasingly popular grift though that is these days.
More than that, I’m deeply suspicious of people who begin sentences with “I am not a…” and who follow it with “…but”, because what happens between those two clauses is very often disturbingly revealing about what they actually think.
And yet with those caveats made, here goes: I’m not a conspiracy theorist who thinks the mainstream media is out to dupe you, but recently two national newspaper columnists raised an issue that has made me truly doubt their seriousness.
I am, of course, talking about parking in a bay. I didn’t think I had particularly strongly held views on this matter.
I usually, albeit not exclusively, reverse into a perpendicular parking space. Always have done. Likely always will. I find it easier to back into a bay, and for sure it’s easier to drive out of it afterwards.
That’s about the start and end of things. I do this, forget about it and bear no particular ill will towards those who prefer to park nose inwards; I just silently think they’re absolute savages, obviously, particularly if it’s taking them ages and I’m waiting to go past.
I thought most people, deep down, knew that reversing into a space was the objectively better thing to do, with the only downside – and I will admit that it’s a genuine one – being that it can leave it difficult to access your car’s boot if it’s backed against a wall.
But if you don’t need to stack shopping from trolley to boot, parking rear end first wins, hands down.
Anyway, while clearly not everybody parked like I did, I wasn’t going to start banging on about it: in nearly 12 years of writing this column, I haven’t mentioned it once. But when they actively came for the reverse parkers, I had to speak out.
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Totally agree here, forward parking is for lazy individuals who can't or won't do the sensible thing and reverse. Quite apart from which by driving in forwards it is impossible to parallel park next to a kerb without driving over it where the entry space is restricted. (This is also one of the less publicised disadvantages of tru 4-wheel steering, which makes it impossible to to park very close to a kerb whichever way it is approached!). I accept that reverse parking takes a little longer, but this is nearly always offset by the time saved (as well as reduced danger) when exiting. You can't argue with the basic logic.