Autocar Secret Santa: testers pick each other's star cars

Saunders returns from driving it looking about as relaxed as a man can while not horizontal. He’s a confirmed Volvo fan, having run several as long-termers, and reckons Parrott has nominated a particularly fine example of the genre.

“I definitely have a Volvo-shaped hole in my life,” he admits. “Recently it has been filled very nicely by an Volvo XC60, but I would definitely live with that V90.”

Yet this model is definitely closer to Volvo’s past than its future, having both the diesel engine and the supremely comfortable leather seats that the company will soon phase out. We will miss cars like this when they’re gone.

Ford Mustang Mach-E GT

Brought by Steve Cropley for Vicky Parrott

While Cropley put more thought into his gift than most, he was also stymied in his first choice: the Alpine A110 GT Légende that he knew Parrott would love. “I’ve seen her burst into tears on video when talking about A110s,” he says.

Finding Alpine’s press car already booked, Cropley devised a fine plan B in the form of the brawnier Mustang Mach-E GT. “I know she loves EVs,” he says. “It seemed to fit the bill perfectly: quick, practical and good at the family stuff.”

After driving it, Parrott was in broad agreement: “I think this is one of the better new EVs. It’s a kind of ‘everything’ car. It’s fun and fast and it looks cool. The ride is a bit much, though. And in electric cars, I like having steering wheel paddles to adjust the level of regeneration, and the Mach-E doesn’t have that.”

The wider judging panel had further dissent for the unsettled ride and not-quite steering. “Drive it back to back with the Porsche Taycan and you definitely see where the extra money goes,” is James Disdale’s uncontested summary.

Ford Focus ST Edition

Brought by Richard Lane for Illya Verpraet

Lane’s choice for Verpraet was based on limited knowledge. “Illya hasn’t been here for long,” he says, “but I did some sleuthing and worked out a couple of things. First of all, he’s a tall lad, and second, he likes an interesting engine. So I thought the 2.3-litre engine in the Focus ST would appeal, and this is the Edition model, so it has adjustable dampers if he fancies a bit of tinkering.”

Verpraet managed to resist the urge to get busy with the spanners to optimise the ST’s suspension for the B4494, but although he appreciated both sentiment and car, it turned out it wasn’t particularly suited to his tastes.

“It’s not what I would have brought,” he admits, “but I do like a usable performance car that you can get enjoyment out of without going too mad. I like that it has a manual – it’s depressing how few are left – and it takes these roads really well. But the steering feels slightly strange, almost like there’s some elastic in it.”

Hyundai Ioniq 5

Brought by Illya Verpraet for Steve Cropley

New road tester Verpraet admits feeling a dose of nerves when he drew Cropley’s name from Santa’s hat. Our editor-in-chief’s testing experience is at least as great as that of any other two members of the team combined, so the gift would need to be well chosen. The rational chap he is, Verpraet turned to statistical analysis: “I looked at what Cropley had brought in the past three years and saw a real logic there: electric cars that are pivotal to the brand and move the game on somehow.”

The Ioniq 5 definitely qualifies on those criteria. “I think it was a great choice – a car I might have brought myself,” says Cropley. “It looks amazing and I think the Koreans do a great job with EVs. I really like the way it copes with the pockmarked roads around here as well, although I wish there were some way to easily turn off the lane-departure warning.”

Oh, and in an ironic twist, it turns out that Verpraet had the Alpine that Cropley had wanted to bring for Parrott parked at home for another story. That’s the risk of not telling each other what we’re bringing...

Dacia Sandero

Brought by James Disdale for Mike Duff

As soon as I spied the Sandero in the pub car park, I had an inkling that I was going to be the lucky recipient. So it proved to be. Disdale’s rationale for choosing it was well considered, only based on a deep misunderstanding of how glamorous my life is.

“You’re always travelling the world driving supercars, so I thought I would bring you a reality check,” he tells me. “What do you give the man who has everything? I went for something completely different.”

While it’s true that the average horsepower of the cars I’ve reviewed for Autocar this year is slightly north of 400, I also spend a fair bit of time in the cheapest possible hire cars, which has already given me an appreciation of Dacia’s charms. 

Progress is leisurely compared with anything else here, but the Sandero feels impressively plush in mid-ranking Comfort trim: details like wireless Android Auto are well ahead of the connectivity offered by many premium brands. I would love to find one parked under my tree.

Alpina B8 Gran Coupe

Brought by Mike Duff for Richard Lane

If you know Lane, you know he loves an Alpina, but I didn’t want to be too obvious and bring one of the ones on which he has already heaped copious praise this year. The B8 Gran Coupé was selected as a gentle reminder that Buchloe does in fact offer other options for those looking for a more cerebral take on a mega-fast BMW.

“If it didn’t have its engine in the middle or the back, it had to be an Alpina,” says Lane, “and this is a really good implementation of their classic recipe: huge performance and incredibly easy to live with. It’s a real iron fist in a velvet glove.”

Yet it’s not quite the bullseye hit that I had hoped it would be. “It’s still not my autobahn panzer of choice,” announces Lane. "That's still the B5 Touring."

Porsche Taycan

Brought by Matt Prior for James Disdale

While the absence of any 911 was a surprise – many of us second-guessed each other on what seemed to be the shoo-in of a GT3 – there was precisely zero shock to find the Taycan 4S here. It needed no more justification than a five-star road test score, and Prior’s rationale was concise.

“Disdale likes cars and likes driving, so I got him a Porsche, and he’s got a family and lives in a village, so I got him a family-sized one,” he says. “And he reads The Guardian, so I got him an electric one.”

It was predictably well received, and much of our conversation over lunch was spent singing its praises. “It drives like a Porsche but it’s an EV,” says Disdale. “It’s got all the Porsche directness and control but it’s soft and comfy too. And naffing fast.”

Kingsley ULEZ Reborn Range Rover Classic

Brought by Matt Saunders for Matt Prior

This stretches the eligibility criteria to near breaking point yet caused no complaint from anyone. Oxfordshire-based Kingsley has been doing high-end restorations on classic Range Rovers for years and shipping them to all corners of the globe, but the arrival of London’s ULEZ led to the creation of a car that has maintained enough of its original structure to qualify as a charge-free classic.

Okay, with a 4.6-litre V8 and no catalysts, it’s hardly an eco warrior, and £125,000 is a lot to spend to save £12.50 a day. “I know that Matt’s thinking of replacing his original Land Rover Defender with something ULEZ-compliant and thought this would be perfect,” says the other Matt. “And I wanted to have a go in it, of course.”

No argument there: the Kingsley’s spectacular presence and wuffling soundtrack had us fighting for the keys and a chance to experience the charming (but definitely not modern) driving experience. Its recipient was predictably happy.

“Yep, I won,” says Prior. “I like low-volume stuff, I like V8s and I like a good restomod. I can understand how Matt would think it would suit me down to the ground, and it does – even the way it smells of old cigars.”

Our own choices: the cars we would have picked and why

VIcky parrott: “An Alpine A110 GT Légende – even if I had to steal it from Illya’s drive.”

Steve Cropley: “I’d have brought the Porsche Taycan, plainly the best car in its class.”

Illya Verpraet: “I would have loved a go in the Lotus Elise Final Edition.”

Richard Lane: “A Porsche 911 GT3 Touring with the manual gearbox.”

Mike Duff: “A base Land Rover Defender 90 P300 with cloth seats and steel wheels.”

James Disdale: “Probably the Caterham 170R – that was a definite highlight for me.”

Matt Prior: “That Morgan Plus Four CX-T rally car.”