Who has changed: me or the car world? Because I recently saw some video clips of noisy vehicles and instead of thinking ‘phwoar’, as I once would have, I thought ‘ugh’.
The first clip was of an Apollo Intensa Emozione hypercar downshifting as it approached a junction. It was a fairly urban junction, which I don’t think was beneficial to the charitableness of my attitude.
I mean, sure, nice engine, big sound, all terrific – unless of course you’ve got a napping child or you’re trying to concentrate on literally anything that wouldn’t be affected by a hundred decibels of explosion noises being piped through your windows.
The second clip was a comparison of two aftermarket Ferrari exhausts, captioned “which sounds better?”, to which the younger enthusiast in me would have picked either but which made today’s me wonder why they couldn’t have just left it alone.
I’d been putting off replacing an exhaust on my old motorbike, too, until I finally had to recently. Honda no longer makes original-equipment ones and I’d been worried that an aftermarket can would be louder. Thankfully, one I have found isn’t.
The thing is, I actually like the sounds of engines. They’re some of my favourite sounds that machines make. I’ve sat in Lamborghinis and Ferraris and put their windows or roofs down so I can hear them that little bit better.
A Porsche flat six as it approaches 9000rpm makes me tingle and I would prefer to put a six-cylinder Honda Goldwing engine in the back of my Hillman Imp over a four-cylinder BMW engine. So what has changed?
In simple terms, I don’t think other people need to hear it. The loudest exhausts, particularly when attached to the most flamboyant cars, are just a cry for attention. It’s like walking down the street yelling: “Look at me, look at me, I’ve got lots of money and an annoying hobby and you should look at me!”
To which the rational answer would be: “No, mate. Why don’t you take your hobby and do one?”
When some people don’t like what you do anyway, why go out of your way to annoy them with it?
A few weeks ago, I was early for a meeting in London so sat down in a park. About 500 metres away, I could hear a sports bike with an aftermarket can being needlessly revved. ‘That’s annoying,’ I thought. And I’m someone who likes cars and driving.
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I agree. Loud petrol engines aren't cool anymore. Noise is as much a form of pollution as fumes are. Multi-cylinder petrol engines do sound better than 4-cylinder petrol engines do, but diesel engines sound horrible in all forms. Part of the problem with loud engines is that they used to signify performance. That is often not the case anymore, because the fastest car in the vicinity is usually an EV.
In search of a long range EV for some serenity.
I would say you only have to look at the demographic of people who drive with loud aftermarket exhausts and then decide if you want to be associated with them! I'll stick to my Taycan 4S thank you very much and quietly zoom past the aformentioned folks on my way to a lovely restaurant whilst they go to the local supermarket car park for a 'meet'.